let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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