This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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