Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
