I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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