is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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