covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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