so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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