I love black thongs
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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