tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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