god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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