I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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