Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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