Do you still have your period?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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