I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
