Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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