break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize