im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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