What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
do nipples grow back?
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