i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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