I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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