Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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