operation harelip BJ is a go
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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