I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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