Christians are straight up FREAKS
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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