How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
