I want to have your abortion
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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