You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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