She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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