So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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