White coat. Heels.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Terrible idea I love it
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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