You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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