Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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