We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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