Who wears a wallet chain?!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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