Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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