so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it hurts more in the daytime
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sorry about my life...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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