I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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