i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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