? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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