I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My balls are so social today.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just googled if crying burns calories
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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