she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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