Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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