New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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