i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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