i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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