I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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