Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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