Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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