He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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