Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Every concussion has its silver lining
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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