she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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