found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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