don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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