I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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